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The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal
And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail .
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased...
And Dog was happy...

And Cat didn't give a damn one way or other...

Metamascota

¿O cómo llamar a la mascota de una mascota?

Conoce usted a Jimmy, ya hemos hablado de él.

Le presentamos hoy a Camilo:No sabemos si su nombre honra a Camilo José Cela o a Camilo Sesto. O a un cesto.

Pero es un french pachón, muy limpio y acicalado.

Propiedad de Mafiz y de Jimmy, quien es un perro casi ovejero. Recordemos que Camilo es, además de perro, un borrego,

que sufre mucho por su excesiva cantidad de pelo. Mucho más con el calor.

Día de la madre

Al parecer, Lisboa le consiguió a Bellota una bolsa de confeti para festejar juntas.
Así las encontré:



Buena pari. Y, al otro día, la cruda. Bellota ya no está para ese tipo de fiestas.

–Vete, Burgos -murmuró ella-. Va a dormir un rato. No lo despiertes.

El perro meneó el rabo y la siguió nuevamente. Por más viejo y más querido era al único a quien permitían entrar en las habitaciones. Cuando estaba libre de su cadena corría hacia la casa en busca del niño. Hoy había pasado más de dos horas dando vueltas de un lado a otro sin hallarlo. Empezó a ladrar cuando oyó el automóvil que se acercaba y fue el primero en salir a recibir a Eusebio pero estaba en brazos de su madre y no pudo husmearle.

En un extremo de la sala de Lorenza había un escritorio. Burgos fue a echarse allí, a los pies de su ama a la que observó durante unos segundos en espera de su consentimiento o, más bien, de un reproche y una orden de salir, pero ella estaba entretenida buscando en los cajones y no le prestó atención. Burgos apoyó la cabeza sobre la alfombra y se echó a dormir.

Es trampa si le da clic a la imagen para agrandar.